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Jack Cousteau ⚓️

№ 6767 1 vote

Working-class writer, complexity wrangler, dirtbag lefty, salty rescue swimmer, temporarily embarrassed millionaire and climate refugee on ironic Warm Beach in the Pacific Northwest. All typos intentional.©

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